While I’ve always been on the heavier side of normal, I haven’t always been fat. Not fat like this. And while I’ve always had bad balance, now it’s atrocious. So much so that I go down stairs one foot at a time.

Well, add in bad vision and glasses that glare as well as distort distances, and you can see why I fear stairs.

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Riding A Bus

May 11, 2010

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Dreading Mother’s Day

May 9, 2010

I come from a long line of bad mothers.

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4 Day Body Makeover Disaster

April 10, 2010
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I spent another $300 at the grocery store two days  for the Six Week Body Makeover diet. All the food is gone and I’m done. Can’t do it for six weeks. Can’t afford it.And I can’t force myself to eat so much, so often.
Time to pack it up and send it back. Husband doubts I’ll [...]

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Salt. It’s More Than Just a Seasoning

April 7, 2010
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OK. You have to picture this. If you want to get a great image and laugh your ass off, clear your mind of everything else and let it imagine.
There’s a middle aged fat couple sleeping peacefully in their queen sized bed. The wife has a pile of covers on her, because she’s always cold. She’s [...]

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I F*cking HATE Ahi Tuna!

April 6, 2010
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Oh.
My.
God.
The first day on the Six Week Body Makeover was just horrible. HORRIBLE! Forcing myself to eat every two hours is much more difficult than I had anticipated.
By lunch, I was gagging on the Ahi tuna. It was literally sticking in my throat and wouldn’t go down. I skipped the forth “meal” and ate very [...]

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Food Bill is Through the ROOF!

April 4, 2010
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Six Week Body Makeover: Prepping for Day 1 – Holy crap!
The Six Week Body Makeover is freaking expensive!
I spent $400 on nothing but lean meats and veggies — organic lean meats and veggies.
We’re not exactly great cooks, you know. But, hubby has seared some Ahi tuna. I love Ahi tuna! It’s going to be our [...]

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It’s A Start, Right?

March 28, 2010
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I didn’t put sugar in my coffee today. That’s about as far along on the Six Week Body Makeover that I’ve gotten.
I watched the Start Here DVD and put together my little notebook thingy with my personalized menu and body type, etc. I couldn’t help feeling that all that was a bit gimmicky. I don’t [...]

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Six Week Body Makeover DVDs

March 27, 2010
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Fat people like me cannot just nonchalantly browse weight loss literature, books, programs or DVDs. Nope. We have to plan. There is always a bold circle on the calendar setting aside the appropriate amount of time and a psychological psych up to the grand event of settling in for what is certain to be a [...]

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