From the monthly archives:

April 2010

4 Day Body Makeover Disaster

April 10, 2010
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I spent another $300 at the grocery store two days  for the Six Week Body Makeover diet. All the food is gone and I’m done. Can’t do it for six weeks. Can’t afford it.And I can’t force myself to eat so much, so often.
Time to pack it up and send it back. Husband doubts I’ll [...]

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Salt. It’s More Than Just a Seasoning

April 7, 2010
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OK. You have to picture this. If you want to get a great image and laugh your ass off, clear your mind of everything else and let it imagine.
There’s a middle aged fat couple sleeping peacefully in their queen sized bed. The wife has a pile of covers on her, because she’s always cold. She’s [...]

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I F*cking HATE Ahi Tuna!

April 6, 2010
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Oh.
My.
God.
The first day on the Six Week Body Makeover was just horrible. HORRIBLE! Forcing myself to eat every two hours is much more difficult than I had anticipated.
By lunch, I was gagging on the Ahi tuna. It was literally sticking in my throat and wouldn’t go down. I skipped the forth “meal” and ate very [...]

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Food Bill is Through the ROOF!

April 4, 2010
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Six Week Body Makeover: Prepping for Day 1 – Holy crap!
The Six Week Body Makeover is freaking expensive!
I spent $400 on nothing but lean meats and veggies — organic lean meats and veggies.
We’re not exactly great cooks, you know. But, hubby has seared some Ahi tuna. I love Ahi tuna! It’s going to be our [...]

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