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4 Day Body Makeover Disaster

April 10, 2010
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I spent another $300 at the grocery store two days  for the Six Week Body Makeover diet. All the food is gone and I’m done. Can’t do it for six weeks. Can’t afford it.And I can’t force myself to eat so much, so often.
Time to pack it up and send it back. Husband doubts I’ll [...]

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Salt. It’s More Than Just a Seasoning

April 7, 2010
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OK. You have to picture this. If you want to get a great image and laugh your ass off, clear your mind of everything else and let it imagine.
There’s a middle aged fat couple sleeping peacefully in their queen sized bed. The wife has a pile of covers on her, because she’s always cold. She’s [...]

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I F*cking HATE Ahi Tuna!

April 6, 2010
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Oh.
My.
God.
The first day on the Six Week Body Makeover was just horrible. HORRIBLE! Forcing myself to eat every two hours is much more difficult than I had anticipated.
By lunch, I was gagging on the Ahi tuna. It was literally sticking in my throat and wouldn’t go down. I skipped the forth “meal” and ate very [...]

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Food Bill is Through the ROOF!

April 4, 2010
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Six Week Body Makeover: Prepping for Day 1 – Holy crap!
The Six Week Body Makeover is freaking expensive!
I spent $400 on nothing but lean meats and veggies — organic lean meats and veggies.
We’re not exactly great cooks, you know. But, hubby has seared some Ahi tuna. I love Ahi tuna! It’s going to be our [...]

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Six Week Body Makeover DVDs

March 27, 2010
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Fat people like me cannot just nonchalantly browse weight loss literature, books, programs or DVDs. Nope. We have to plan. There is always a bold circle on the calendar setting aside the appropriate amount of time and a psychological psych up to the grand event of settling in for what is certain to be a [...]

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Hope In A Box

March 17, 2010
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The Six Week Body Makeover boxes arrived today. They’re sitting over on the fireplace hearth staring at me. I’m not going to open it until hubby gets home. He’s fat, too, and wants to do this with me.
He’s out of town doing training for his job. He’ll be home this weekend.

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Order NOW! Hope On A TV Screen

March 9, 2010
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I pop on the bedroom TV in the morning when I’m getting ready for work – listen for the weather report and road conditions. My commute is only 10 minutes, but you never know, right?
This morning was no exception except before I could change the channel to my favorite morning news, I [...]

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